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Bullshitting yourself Bullshit 102 (BS102) Part II

Bullshitting yourself is what gets things done Welcome back class, to bullshit 102 “Bullshitting Yourself”. Thank you to those of you who have completed (BS101) This particular method of bullshit is...

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Manipulation | Harness its Power, and Eat Its Fruits

Manipulation can bring you great rewards. Everyone is nosy about something. I for one am today and always have been nosy and curious, and particularly so at the workplace. Workplace gossip is among the...

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Lying, It’s Not Just Necessary, It’s Fun!

We have all been told since we were kids lying is wrong. I think it is a fine lesson. Kids lying should not be permitted by parents. They should admit their wrong doings and face the consequences. When...

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Teenagers v/s Parents

Teenagers! Respect the Code   There is a code that exists between parents and teenagers who are sixteen and older. With little kids it is easy because they don’t know shit. They don’t even know that...

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Getting Hired. I am the Pied Piper, Follow Me!

Getting hired is a skill those of us with ADHD need to possess. As ADHD people we can sometimes find ourselves being shit-canned from jobs. I know some of you may be offended by this idea, but believe...

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Eating. The Absolute Ultimate Pain in My Ass!

Eating is perhaps the most necessary of evils. We all must do it. Eating is a burden all living things must bear. I personally cannot stand eating. I would go as far as to say I am indifferent toward...

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Homeless People | The Romance of True Freedom

Homeless People Homeless people are called vagrants, drifters, beggars, pan-handlers, and so forth. As a society, some of us tend to look down upon homeless people. We are offended at the fact they...

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OH NO! There’s Nothing On Netflix! | So Let’s Make Lemonade!!!

As some of you know, my wife and I have recently said goodbye to cable TV. This has left us with limited choices in terms of A/V entertainment. By limited, I mean Netflix. I have not been affected too...

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This is Not a Shitty Sports Story

There was a time when I used to watch football. I stopped watching for a host of reasons. Mainly it was the absolute never-ending whining and crying about money. I have outlined some changes that will...

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Be Interesting. It is Just a Matter of Common Courtesy

What do these three quotes have in common? “Another day another dollar” “… time to make the doughnuts” “It’s just another day in paradise” As far as I can see, they all have two things in common; one,...

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The Passive Aggressive: Artist or Asshole?

by Tom Nardone A term I have heard people use a great deal in my life is “Passive Aggressive”. No one ever speaks well of passive aggression. I hear people say “ugggh, she is such a passive aggressive...

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I Am Tom Nardone | How May I Help You?

I am Tom Nardone. In spite of what many people believe, I do not know everything. I know, I know, but it’s true. There are many things, I don’t know. At my job, I am asked over a hundred questions a...

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High Planes Blogger

I saw a man the other day wearing Blue Jeans, pointed boots, a vest and a cowboy hat. His boots had a turquoise inlay that matched his vest. He wore mirrored sunglasses and had a goatee. My first...

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Artists: Some Work in Paint, While Others, in Bullshit.

  I am not what most people might describe as refined, urbane or sophisticated. Like many of you, I have not ever been formerly educated in “The Arts”. I have never been to a museum. I have never been...

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Whoever cares the least, WINS!!!!

All of us, at some or another, will find ourselves in the midst of a confrontation. It could be between husband and wife, brother and sister, boyfriend and girlfriend, or manager and employee. The...

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WordPress Family Award | Tom Nardone

Brother and sister bloggers, It is an exiting day for Tom Nardone. The lovely, Jade Reyner, of Jade’s Jungle has nominated me for the “WordPress Family Award” Jades Jungle is one of few sites i follow...

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His Name is Elliot, and He is ADHD

The post His Name is Elliot, and He is ADHD appeared first on I AM TOM NARDONE.

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Bullshit 101 | with Tom Nardone Part I

Good day, class, and Welcome to #Bullshit 101 Part I (BS101). I will be your instructor. We will cover a range of topics but the focus of our class will will be offense and defense; that is how to...

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Don’t Pick a Fight With Your Body, It Will Kick Your ASS!!

by Tom Nardone My normal routine on my days off, while for me, are thrilling, would not be considered exciting to most. I wake up drink a pot of coffee as I sit on my ass in my favorite chair. While I...

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Better Than a Date with Ned Hickson

Book Review: “Humor at the Speed of Life” by Ned Hickson I am Tom Nardone, and I just spent a week with Ned Hickson. I don’t know what you did last week but it was not as much fun as the time Ned and...

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She was Beautiful.

Kathy Nasrallah was my mother-in-law, she was my friend and she was beautiful. She left this world on November 4th 2013. She was an incredible woman who I could speak about for hours. I believe this is...

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I am Tom Nardone, Welcome to My Show!

First things first, I am Tom Nardone, and I would like to thank Jade Reyner for inviting me to write for her today. Jade and I have been reading each other for a good while now, and we have become very...

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Nardone v/s Nardone | You Be the Judge!!

We are trying something a little bit different here today at I am Tom Nardone. Today my wife and I had our first “I-gument” I coined that word as far as I know, so I will  explain what I mean. an...

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The Conclusion of Nardone v/s Nardone | The Jury is In!

MY FIRST VIDEO POST!! I have a special treat for you all today. If you did not catch my last post, you should go there now. While I did win the majority vote for the most rational thinker, I am still...

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Rudolph the Red Nosed, Reindeer? Are You Kidding ME?

Once again it is that time of year when Christmas is upon us. I have more readers this year than last year. I am taking this opportunity to take part in a Christmas tradition here at I am Tom Nardone...

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Merry Christmas! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Thank you everyone. I am having the time of my life entertaining you all. I am looking forward to an incredible new year. Happy Holidays to you all, and be safe. The post Merry Christmas! I LOVE YOU...

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This is Tom Nardone…Live from My Hospital Room

I am Tom Nardone. For those of you who have not heard I am in the hospital. When I went into work yesterday, I was feeling very nauseous and full as if I had just eaten. While at work, I had to dash...

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Cooking with Yvonne Nardone

Most of you know by now I am home. The Doctors determined that I had an inflamed intestine and things seem to be good now. I feel great. My time on the inside is over. This was my first hospital visit...

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ADHD Blogs, This is Why Many of them Suck

Those of us with ADHD, are all tuned into the same station WII-FM (What’s In It For Me) This is why when I write about ADHD,  I write about the only thing important to anyone. I write about people...

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Clutter is finished, Get That Table Out of My Sight

by Tom Nardone Clutter, For the past six or seven months, has taken over my man-cave and it is currently in disarray. This is where I spend the majority of my time alone, and it has slowly evolved into...

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Frosty the Snowman, You Are Gonna Love Hell!

Frosty, the snowman has been a part of Christmas for a long time. What in the Hell are we trying to teaching our kids exactly. This must sound strange to some of you, but many of you failed to see the...

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Superhero, You Can Take That Job and Shove It!

I think the world can never have enough heroes. Everybody loves the hero. Heroes are defined by many different characteristics ranging from strength to survival or anyone paving the way through great...

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Kids Are Visual, Give Them a Show!

In life, everything that is accomplished is done so, through communication. Communication is the only way anything happens. If two people don’t tell each other how they feel, they will never date, or...

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Fast Food Rules of Engagement

I don’t eat anything from fast food restaurants ever. There are several reasons not the least of which is I find it to be incredibly unhealthy. There are benefits to it I suppose. It is quick, easy,...

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Infidels, Worry Not. | Asalaam alikum from Tom Nardone

I was driving home in traffic the other day and was mad as Hell at the level of chaos. I thought it would be nice to live in a world without traffic. I pondered what it would be like if I was the only...

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Tom Nardone, The Goodwill Sharp Dressed Man

I was going into a local sporting goods store recently to buy some ammo for my pellet rifle. As I was walking through the store I noticed a button up shirt hanging on the rack. I noticed it because I...

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Rat Race, To Hell With That , I Don’t Follow Sports Anyway.

  Many people in their jobs strive to be the best and I think this is great. I think it is what makes a company great. When you have people so committed to being the best that they give it their all,...

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Not Giving a Shit, This is the Power of Being Uninformed.

I might very well be the most uninformed person in the entire country. I have not watched single news broadcast since the towers came down. I am happily uninformed. I could not name three people in the...

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Question Society’s Rules, or You’ll Miss Something!

In our society today, we have rules. Rules or laws are involved in everything we do. Most people abide by the rules of their society, but no one obeys all the rules. When it comes to rules people make...

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A Poem by Tom Nardone – Just Trust Me People

Beautiful White Awesomeness! .. As I woke this morning, to my workday woes I rolled out of bed, to put on my clothes . I looked out the window, as I got dressed I said, “Holy Shit, I am so blessed” ....

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iamtomnardone

Sunday March 9th 2014 Greetings friends, Tom Nardone here, and I am proud to announce, Justine Ruotolo aka Miss ADD, has invited me to be her co-host on her internet radio talk show. We will be...

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ATTENTION FOLLOWERS OF TOM NARDONE

I Have migrated my site over to the WordPress.org platform. Everything is still the same except all of my followers (that is you) were lost in the move. This is normal when making this transition. I...

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Handshake | Perhaps, Its Time Has Come.

  Handshake: The Origin of Handshake (s) , if you believe what you read in history books, dates back to medieval times. It was a way to show you were not carrying a weapon and it would set the...

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Commitment: I Beg You All, Love Yourself Enough to Avoid This

The Commitment Coefficient I do not like making commitments to other people. I do not appreciate being put in a position to where other people depend on me. Chances are if you ask me to do something,...

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LED Light Bulbs, This is what you need to know

What is the truth about LED light bulbs? Thank you for looking past the title, I am Tom Nardone and I am at the helm so you should know I am going to make this exciting and fun. You may think you don’t...

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Tom & Yvonne Nardone Take Orlando

EXPECTO-PATRONUM My wife and I went to Orlando Florida this past week. I was not real wild at the idea of going anywhere that was not my man-cave or my living room. I am on record with my feelings on...

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Used Shit is the Best Shit

People love to buy new shit for themselves. I count myself among them. There is nothing quite like unwrapping a new TV or a new laptop. Open the box and tear open the plastic. The smell of the factory...

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Bad Guys | Mayberry Goes Gangster!

The Bad Guys? Why do we root for them? Writers sometimes cause us to temporarily forsake their own morals, and beliefs. During certain movies and TV shows, people will cast aside their understanding of...

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An Unforgettable Halloween w/ Kotex & Brody Bricker

This Halloween is remembered by many. I have written about Brody Bricker before and some of you love him and some of you hate him. He was my best friend as a child growing up from the third grade...

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The Tom Nardone Show. Episode 1

 Tom Nardone’s  “Theory of Pants” is Under Fire. Join me for “The Tom Nardone Show’s” first podcast as my wife and I debate one of my life theories.A pair of pants can go several days, even weeks, yes...

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